OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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