last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
