he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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