Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
In America we eat man semen.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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