So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
he quoted the bible to break up with me
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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