fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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