..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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