I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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