well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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