It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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