im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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