What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
