Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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