elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Randomize
