you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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