that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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