bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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