I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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