Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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