even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I just had sex on a roof
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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