on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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