Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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