I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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