Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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