Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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