I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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