dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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