He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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