Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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