maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
