with your own penis?
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
