dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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