I think i sorta joined a cult last night
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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