question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
