just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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