Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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