11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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