Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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