if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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