Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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