Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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