Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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