It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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