your room smells of hookers.
And success
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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