She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
