Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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