Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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