bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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