yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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