Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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