so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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