In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
