I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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