Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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